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  • I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning.

  • There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.

  • Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'

  • Someone is always ‘available’.. How free Are you???

  • From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’ I Know ! That’s why you’re on my list!

  • Someone writes “urgent calls only”… Dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance service?

  • Some says, “can’t talk. Whatsapp only” Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone’s Primary function!

  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

  • Good morning is a contradiction of terms

  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

  • If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

  • Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it

  • I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.

  • Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.

  • We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

  • My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

  • A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.

  • Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!

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  1. Hareema Nasir

Hans Ker Kaat Leti Hun
Me Sari Sabziyan Lekin,,
.
Jab Piyaz Ki Bari Ati Hai To
Aankhen Bheeg Jati Hen.. ;-)

 
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